A Kid Named Mitch II

Stormy: Once upon a time there was a kid name Mitch who had a friend named Domonic, an alien named Bag Head and a zombie named Shits and Giggles.
Ducky: Domonic said, "hey Shithead and Giggle Bag, I bet you can't catch me. Domonic threw and hit Shits and Giggles with a small rock, then pointed at Mitch and said, "He did it!" And began running away.
Wicked: Mitch ran after Domonic and wrestled him to the ground.
Stormy: Shits and Giggles ran to see the fight closely followed by Baghead and when they got there Bag head lafted so hard he pissed out of his nose on Shit's and giggles who burst into flames.
Ducky: some jerk off with a cell phone called the Mobile Eyes hotline and five minutes late ther Fire brigade showed up in their flashy red truck dripping with sweath and asking eachother if thay wanted help the big hose and who would climb the ladder. The chief jumped out of the drivers side and sashayed to the front of the pack and exclaimed, "Teamwork, teamwork! Who cares who grabs the hose, just put out the fire!"
Stormy: Shits and giggles yells he would rather burn then have any of these men touch him so he runs off into the woods spreading a forest fire behind him. Meanwhile Mitch lights Bag head on fire and yells, "Fire, fire, put it out!"
Ducky: The chief grabs the end of the hose. "I need a hook up!" Another firefighter said, "We're too far from a hydrant we'll have to use the hand pump." Meanwhile Bag Head rund to the liquor store for water and it explodes. The chief shouts, "I'm getting close, pump me hard!"
Stormy: Mitch and Domanic giggle so hard thier brains explode. Meanwhile near the fudge packing plant shits and giggles finally puts himself out in a steamy vat of fudge.
Ducky: When the presedent hears about the firefighters' courage he called them to congratulate, "We are so proud of you tday. If it wasn't for your big hose and the brave men backing you up... You should be proud of yourselfs, even though you should be ashamed of who you are." When they went before congress to get thier medal the gang rape George W. Bush. The End.

We are not on Drugs.
Written by Stormy and Wicked & Ducky

The Alicorn

When I was 10, I was reading about chinese astrology. Being that I'm a 'horse' I decided that my soulmate would most likely be a 'tiger' from the description in the book I was reading. That meant I would have to wait until 2004 for her to be old enough for me to marry her.
About a year later I met baby Night when my best friends Ronnie and Donnie and I were playing with her older brothers. I thought she was sweet as sugar and twice as nice. Later on, her parents used to call me over to babysit her and some brothers. Her older brothers were suprised and jealous of the attention I gave her. She liked to give me hugs and kisses on the cheek. I used to give her raspberries on the belly and assail her with attacks of the 'kissy monster'. Anything that made her giggle. It made me realize that someday I might like to have kids of my own.
At night sometimes I would come and visit her dreams as an alicorn, a winged unicorn, and swoop her of into the clouds like Rainbow Brite.

Hi

My name is Ducky and joining me is my lovely lady, Wicked.
We met on State St. this summer and now were in love. C'est la vie.
So how do you want to start this, babe?