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The Alicorn

When I was 10, I was reading about chinese astrology. Being that I'm a 'horse' I decided that my soulmate would most likely be a 'tiger' from the description in the book I was reading. That meant I would have to wait until 2004 for her to be old enough for me to marry her.
About a year later I met baby Night when my best friends Ronnie and Donnie and I were playing with her older brothers. I thought she was sweet as sugar and twice as nice. Later on, her parents used to call me over to babysit her and some brothers. Her older brothers were suprised and jealous of the attention I gave her. She liked to give me hugs and kisses on the cheek. I used to give her raspberries on the belly and assail her with attacks of the 'kissy monster'. Anything that made her giggle. It made me realize that someday I might like to have kids of my own.
At night sometimes I would come and visit her dreams as an alicorn, a winged unicorn, and swoop her of into the clouds like Rainbow Brite.

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